10. You turn into the Hulk during your monthly cycle....(I'm just saying you may not have your period for 40 weeks but your hormones are crazy!)
9. You are afraid to fart...burp...or vomit in front of other people.
8. You absolutely need to see your feet...everyday (I don't even bother trying...I usually only see them in the tub.)
7. If you are overly concerned about your butt to gut ratio...then pregnancy may not be the thing for you!
6. If you can't live without....sleeping on your stomach...or your back...or you don't like any part of your body going numb b/c you can't really rollover to move onto your other side....
5. If you don't like public bathrooms...or trees
4. You actually care about shaving...your vajayjay....or seeing it at all for that matter
3. You would mind that an XL shirt fits as a belly shirt
2. You don't want to pee in regular intervals of 5 mins.
1. You hated going through puberty...(your body and hormones change just like when you were going through that wonderful stage in life....the only difference is ...the growing kicking baby in your belly)
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Awww this is my favorite post
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